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Monday, December 24, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Saturday, June 9, 2007
Good blog titles...
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches.
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when is sucks you down very, very slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
What color do bald men put on their drivers license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Should it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when is sucks you down very, very slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
What color do bald men put on their drivers license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Should it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
Thursday, June 7, 2007
Friday, June 1, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Testing 123
I like when Wednesdays feel like Tuesdays.. that means that on "Friday" I won't have to come into work.
IT'S A WOOT OFF!
Couple neato tech things:
LIFE CHANGING TIPS AND TRICKS!!!!
Hot on the heels of the May 9 update on how to sleep on a hot night, How to stop brain freeze! It is the season for cold treats, so take the time to read this over and avoid the dreaded BRAIN FREEZE!
I have been using Geni.com for sometime to record my family tree.. it's a great site with a ton of really nice tools/features.
Here is there latest feature add-ons:
How about a quick movie review? Alright, we took Carson to go see Shrek the Third. It was really good, the whole family enjoyed it. They did very well at moving the story along from the first two movies using enough of the old schtick and characters from the previous flicks, while introducing a good amount of new material too keep it fresh. I often see movies in the theater and think that I would've been better off waiting to rent it for home viewing. Shrek the Third did not fall into that category. I will also be buying a copy to watch a few more times at home.
Finally a couple of vids:
John Stewart exposes the "Under Investigation" saying.
And PTI on ESPN features internet-style video clips... lol
IT'S A WOOT OFF!Couple neato tech things:
- WiFi hedgehog? Yea, that's cool.. especially if you live in a dorm or apartment with a bunch of open WiFi networks nearby.
- Nvidia is set to release software to allow your GPU to take over some cycles from your CPU when it is bored.
- Google has launched its new "Street View" feature for Google Maps... interesting.
- Apple releases iTunes 7.2.. to prepare for iTunes Plus (DRM Free music)
- Microsoft announces... well, just go look.. Surface
LIFE CHANGING TIPS AND TRICKS!!!!
Hot on the heels of the May 9 update on how to sleep on a hot night, How to stop brain freeze! It is the season for cold treats, so take the time to read this over and avoid the dreaded BRAIN FREEZE!
I have been using Geni.com for sometime to record my family tree.. it's a great site with a ton of really nice tools/features.
Here is there latest feature add-ons:
- Four new tree views: Calendar, Map, Index, and Discussion
- Photo Tagging, Enhanced Privacy, and Tweaks to existing features
- Family Friends!
How about a quick movie review? Alright, we took Carson to go see Shrek the Third. It was really good, the whole family enjoyed it. They did very well at moving the story along from the first two movies using enough of the old schtick and characters from the previous flicks, while introducing a good amount of new material too keep it fresh. I often see movies in the theater and think that I would've been better off waiting to rent it for home viewing. Shrek the Third did not fall into that category. I will also be buying a copy to watch a few more times at home.
Finally a couple of vids:
John Stewart exposes the "Under Investigation" saying.
And PTI on ESPN features internet-style video clips... lol
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