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Good blog titles...
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches.
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when is sucks you down very, very slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
What color do bald men put on their drivers license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Should it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
What disease did cured ham have?
Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when is sucks you down very, very slowly?
When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
What color do bald men put on their drivers license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Should it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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